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on Sep 30th, 2006

Mouth of the Tyne

My Dad is a funny man. Growing up we watched Monty Python, Abbot and Costello, Dave Allen, The Comic Strip and many more besides. Dedicating your life to working with psychiatric patients must mean you’ve got a strong mental resolve as my Dad always laughed throughout it all. Needless to say, now that he’s got a lot of spare time on his hands - retirement - his jokes and stories are flowing freely. That’s why I’ve set up this blog. Every man needs an audience, and if his stops listening he might go the way of his patients.

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  2. kathleenon 04 Dec 2006 at 6:18 pm

    dear al i have known so long ,we practily grew up together had 3 great kids , and now i am a pensioner and you will be to soon , memorys of happy days when we were young live on . love the jokes . keep laughing i do . kath

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