Archive for February, 2007

by admin
on Feb 2nd, 2007

GLOBAL WARMING.

I AM NEVER SURE IF I SHOULD BELIEVE THE SCIENTIFIC OUTCRY AS TO HUMANS BEING THE MAIN CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING. I HAVE A FUNNY , UNEASY FEELING THAT THIS IS PART OF THE NATURAL PROGRESS OF LIFE ON PLANET EARTH.

 HOWEVER, THIS REMINDS ME OF A LITTLE BABY POLAR BEAR WHO SAID TO HIS MOTHER, ” MAM, AM I A POLAR BEAR?”. “OF COURSE YOU ARE A POLAR BEAR”, SHE REPLIED, ” YOUR MOTHER’S A POLAR BEAR, YOUR FATHER’S A POLAR BEAR, YOUR SISTER’S A POLAR BEAR, YOUR GRANDADS A POLAR BEAR, YOUR GRANDMA’S A POLAR BEAR,– THAT MAKES YOU A POLAR BEAR!

SEVERAL MINUTES LATER THE YOUNG POLAR BEAR SAID TO HIS FATHER, “DAD, AM I REALLY A POLAR BEAR?” “OF COURSE YOUR A POLAR BEAR”, REPLIED DAD. ” YOUR MOTHER’S A POLAR BEAR, YOUR FATHER’S A POLAR BEAR, YOUR SISTER’S A POLAR BEAR, YOUR GRANDAD’S A POLAR BEAR, YOUR GRANNIE’S A POLAR BEAR, — THAT MAKES YOU A POLAR BEAR!

MINUTES LATER THE YOUNG BEAR SPOKE TO HIS SISTER. “SIS, ARE WE REALLY POLAR BEAR’S?. “OF COURSE”, SAID HIS SISTER. “YOUR MOTHER’S A POLAR BEAR, YOUR FATHER’S A POLAR  BEAR,I’M A POLAR BEAR, YOUR GRANDAD’S A POLAR BEAR, YOUR GRANDMA’S A POLAR BEAR,– THAT MAKES YOU A POLAR BEAR.

SHORTLY AFTER THIS THE CHILD BEAR SPEAKS TO HIS GRANDAD. “GRANDAD, ARE YOU SURE I’M A POLAR BEAR?”. GRANDAD WAS ANGRY IN HIS REPLY. ” DAMM RIGHT YOUR A POLAR BEAR, YOUR MOTHER’S A POLAR BEAR, YOUR FATHER’S A POLAR BEAR, YOUR SISTER IS A POLAR BEAR, I’M A POLAR BEAR AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS A POLAR BEAR, — THAT MAKE’S YOU A POLAR BEAR!!

NOT SATISFIED WITH THIS THE YOUNG BEAR SEEKS OUT HIS GRANDMA. “GRANDMA, ARE YOU REALLY, REALLY SURE I’M A POLAR BEAR. GRANNY LOOKED AT HER YOUNG GRANDCHILD WITH WISE EYE’S AND SAID, ” OF COURSE YOUR A POLAR BEAR DEAR. YOUR MOTHER’S A POLAR BEAR, YOUR FATHERS A POLAR BEAR, YOUR SISTER’S A POLAR BEAR, I’M A POLAR BEAR AND YOUR GRANDAD’S A POLAR BEAR, THAT MAKES YOU A POLAR BEAR. WHY ARE YOU ASKING EVERYONE IF YOUR A POLAR BEAR”?

“BECAUSE I’M FUCKING FREEZING”, SAID THE YOUNG BEAR.